Gobble This Motherfucker: Album Not Selling?, Need Some Press? Give Away a Turkey!
November 26th, 2009 Filed under: Commentary/Editorial by admin(ABORT) – Observing the Americans and their Holidays from Vancouver, BC (the “whitest” city in Canada,) we noticed that in the world of Hip-Hop, it’s a well known fact that helping the poor can help your career. Whether or not you stand behind the act of “giving back to the community”, we find that some of the MCs listed below have dedicated their time and money to feeding the poor during the week of the American Thanksgiving Holiday.
But who on this list actually gives a gobble? Does it matter if said artist is on hand to be seen schlepping the dead birds? or can they just send a truck over with their logo emblazoned on the side to remind all in the line-up who sent the carcasses, or can one hope that someone receiving the thanks will pull a
‘Pookie”, sell the turkey and use the cash to buy the MCs new CD?
We don’t trust anyone anymore…fuck y’all.
*WINNER* Cash Money’s Birdman and Slim - 1600!~ With a name like “Birdman” you gots to come correct – the Knights of Nola know how to throw it down!
Remy Ma 600 Turkeys **BONUS POINTS** 400 Hams!
Master P. & Mark Wahlberg – Unknown We’ll assume between the No Limit funds and Entourage money – it’s a big number
Lil Boosie – 1000 Turkeys
Trey Songz - 500 Turkeys
KRS-ONE - (Serving only) 3000 + turkey meals
Jay Rock (no, not J-Roc) – 500 Turkeys
T.I. - 400 Turkeys
50 Cent - 300 Turkeys
T-Man - 100 Turkeys
Nino Brown – Unknown
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