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WTF: Woman looking for man who knocked her up to the smooth sensual beats of Motorhead and/or Megadeth

(Photo – Scott Alexander)

In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would[n't] make too much noise.

(Please note: The Craigslist Chicago entry is currently being flagged for removal, so is not included in this post. What kind of heartless person would flag this is beyond me, such a sweet story, after all)

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